After debate moderator Chris Wallace tried to set a diabolical trap for Biden by asking him for his policy positions, Biden shrewdly saw the trap coming a mile away and refused to answer the question.

"Naw, that's a trap. A bunch of malarkey, I say!" Biden retorted. "I ain't gonna tell you nothin'. You'll just try to use my policy positions to make me look bad! Well, I ain't fallin' for it, Jack. No sir, no how."

"Don't you want to see my policies?" Biden said. "I know I do! Vote for me in November and you may just get a chance to see them! Besides, Donald Trump? Come on, man! Look at that guy! That guy can't even bench press a flea-bitten mink coat in a snowstorm!"

In a closed-door fundraising dinner, Kamala Harris assured supporters that they do in fact have policy positions that can be found on BLM's website or in a book called Das Kapital by a fellow named Karl.

0. Dedication and Preface
   1. ON BEING IDLE.
   2. ON BEING IN LOVE.
   3. ON BEING IN THE BLUES.
   4. ON BEING HARD UP.
   5. ON VANITY AND VANITIES.
   6. ON GETTING ON IN THE WORLD.
   7. ON THE WEATHER.
   8. ON CATS AND DOGS.
   9. ON BEING SHY.
   10. ON BABIES.
   11. ON EATING AND DRINKING.
   12. ON FURNISHED APARTMENTS.
   13. ON DRESS AND DEPORTMENT.
   14. ON MEMORY.

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Previously in this series, I introduced a graphic that the U.S. Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) uses to explain the activities that buildup towards open guerrilla/civil war. Although the activities in the lower levels are not prerequisites for those in the higher ones, there is a definite relationship between the levels. //

Now that we have explored some of the activities and their effects on other activities, let’s move on to another point of analysis, Cui Bono? Who benefits? This is especially important because as I mentioned previously, this isn’t your garden variety revolution with a single leader or even a group of leaders. Although it is possible that one or more of the scrawny pajama boys serving as cannon fodder, actually has visions of being the next El Che’. That’s about as reasonable as Governor Stacey Abrams.

So, back to who benefits. Specifically, which external actors will benefit the most. We’ll discuss internal elements following this piece. To be more accurate, we need to include those who believe they might benefit, even though they might not, or might not as much as they had hoped. We also need to understand that although multiple parties might benefit, that by no means implies that they all have the same objectives. The three major members in that particular category are all state actors with varying levels of overt hostility towards the United States. All three have dreams of hegemony over their area of the world and perhaps beyond. Iran, Russia, and China each have expressed to one degree or another their desire to acquire, or in the case of Russia, to reacquire control over territory not currently their own. Both China and Russia have made overt moves in that regard.

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To help refresh our leftist buddies’ recollections, here are a few high (low) -lights from the person they’re so revved up about:

Kamala Harris gets wrecked by Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (HI) in a late July ’19 debate:

Are we sure this is an alligator and not some new species of Godzilla we should be concerned about?

Four men in Arkansas just secured the state’s unofficial record for longest gator after dragging out a specimen measuring 13 feet, 11.5 inches.

Travis Bearden shared the news to Facebook on Saturday, when he revealed that the alligator weighed in at 800 pounds. He also thanked his family and friends for supporting him in his quest to break the current record. //

The previous record for longest alligator, per the Encyclopedia of Arkansas, measured 13 feet, 10 inches, and weighed 1380 pounds.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Jerome K. Jerome

There will always be an endless list of chores to complete and work to do, and a culture of relentless productivity tells us to get to it right away and feel terribly guilty about any time wasted. But the truth is, a life spent dutifully responding to emails is a dull one indeed. And “wasted” time is, in fact, highly fulfilling and necessary. //

“Wasting time is about recharging your battery and de-cluttering,” he says. Taking time to be totally, gloriously, proudly unproductive will ultimately make you better at your job, says Guttridge. But it’s also fulfilling in and of itself. //

At the end of the day, all of us have the urge to while away time flicking through a magazine, walking around the block, or simply doing nothing. We should embrace these moments, and see them as what they are: time well spent.