With news on the disappointing April jobs report out of the way, the crew at CNS News did some digging and found some pretty fantastical, pre-jobs report headlines from mainstream media news outlets that were difficult to distinguish from an official White House press release. Here’s what they found: //
G6095
an hour ago
The real problem is not the headline writers, liars that they are, it's the, shall I say lack of intelligence, of the vast majority of readers who invest the sum total of their information gathering in headline reading. //
mlmorrison44
14 hours ago
So it's all up from here. As soon as jobs hit 500K they will be saying how Biden doubled growth. //
Skeptical Techie
11 hours ago edited
Love how that last guy absolutely steps on the guy who is reading out the whole point of the segment and then starts shouting out about other stats and oohing and ahing about them.
Look over here!
At the end he oohs about the Workforce Participation of 61.7%...? What? That is STILL WORSE than before all the economic pandemic hitting the world February 2020! We are still in the hole and he is shouting, "Yes, yes, yes, look at that, we are IN THE HOLE!"
Witnesses are gathering upon the scene where a woman has been crushed, dragged, disemboweled, dismembered and killed by a city trolley and a guy from the City's PR firm is shouting, "Hey look over here, she was just given a chrome engagement ring. Isn't it shiny?"
