Brad Slager - Incontinent On Another Continent
@MartiniShark
You heard zebras are running loose in the Maryland-D.C. area? Well, Rep. Elanore Holmes Norton has released a statement declaring she was not behind setting the animals free. She even claims to have an alibi.
This, of course, shoots her right to the top of the list of suspects.
2:53 PM · Sep 10, 2021