This is the humor we need //

Tomorrow I am launching a “No Tomfoolery” bus tour across Iowa to see the state and ensure there is no tomfoolery taking place. pic.twitter.com/hdk1nHtbX7

— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019

On Wednesday we will kick off our “No Folderol” seniors parade float, which will slowly drive across Iowa to stamp out any and all illicit folderol and fiddle dee dee. pic.twitter.com/GMvO0AJoLE

— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019

On Thursday I am thrilled to announce the launch of our “No Poppycock” horse-drawn carriage excursion, which will trot around Iowa in search of poppycock to eliminate with extreme prejudice.

Poppycock does not stand a chance against us. pic.twitter.com/jMD4h5V8Mr

— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019

Starting next Sunday we are taking our talents back on the road for a bacon-themed “No Hogwash” tour.

As we eat the finest bacon across the country we will celebrate the end of hog (wash). pic.twitter.com/sBJw5kPdYm

— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019